Cell Phone

Music and Lyrics © 2010 Mazurka Wojciechowska

Well you’re talking on a cell phone (cell phone)

Annoying all the folks around you (cell phone)

Well you’re talking on a cell phone (cell phone)

Oblivious to the damage you do (yes, you!)

Well you’re talking on a cell phone

In your hand that thing’s a real hell phone

Well you’re talking on a cell phone, you self-centered oaf

You think it’s all about you.

            Well you're steering with your knees cuz you’re talking while you drive

            It’s a wonder anybody in your path is still alive

            Your reaction time is slow or not at all,

            Hey! Was that a stop sign?  Ooh, gotta take this call!

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            Well you talk in the restaurant on a date

            And you talk during church cuz it just can’t wait

            Your incessant blabbing is out of hand

            And that’s why you’re getting this reprimand

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            Well you talk on the train and standing in line

            I’d like to shove that phone where the sun don’t shine

            I bet you even talk on the toilet in the loo

            Well, watch out, we’re gonna play a trick on you! 

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Mazurka Wojciechowska, Lead Vocal/Accordion; Jason Monroe, Bass Guitar; Logan Huber, Drums; Cameron Huber and Jackson Lake, Badd Boys; Valerie J. Glowinski, Camera; Katherine Monroe and Jen Parkman, Disciplinarians (not pictured)