Saturday, July 31, 2010

Cell Phone



Music and Lyrics © 2010 Mazurka Wojciechowska

Well you’re talking on a cell phone (cell phone)
Annoying all the folks around you (cell phone)
Well you’re talking on a cell phone (cell phone)
Oblivious to the damage you do (yes, you!)
Well you’re talking on a cell phone
In your hand that thing’s a real hell phone
Well you’re talking on a cell phone, you self-centered oaf
You think it’s all about you.

            Well you're steering with your knees cuz you’re talking while you drive
            It’s a wonder anybody in your path is still alive
            Your reaction time is slow or not at all,
            Hey! Was that a stop sign?  Ooh, gotta take this call!

CHORUS

            Well you talk in the restaurant on a date
            And you talk during church cuz it just can’t wait
            Your incessant blabbing is out of hand
            And that’s why you’re getting this reprimand

CHORUS

            Well you talk on the train and standing in line
            I’d like to shove that phone where the sun don’t shine
            I bet you even talk on the toilet in the loo
            Well, watch out, we’re gonna play a trick on you! 

CHORUS

Mazurka Wojciechowska, Lead Vocal/Accordion; Jason Monroe, Bass Guitar; Logan Huber, Drums; Cameron Huber and Jackson Lake, Badd Boys; Valerie J. Glowinski, Camera; Katherine Monroe and Jen Parkman, Disciplinarians (not pictured)

1 comment:

Alison said...

HIGH-larious!
Oh wait, gotta take this call....